... Madame... it… is... extraordinary, that you would orchestrate your valuable time and your finger-work to tell me this vital piece of information. Ah yes, cucumber. I REALLY needed to know that. The very fact that you conceivably conceived the inconceivable has stunned me. My cerebral sections have been bamboozled by your deceptively simple shenanigans. Credit where it's due though, it took me about 3 days to verbalize in a nonverbal fashion just how much of an impact your wisdom has pronounced on me. Indeed, those three syllables you wrote to me has coerced my mind to become privy to a whole new perspective on life itself! Something ethereal and yet ungodly has sprouted in my brain, it's transfiguring itself into something new, something foreign and yet familiar! And as I sit in this astonishingly comfortable chair, awed by your word, it then dawns upon me that I must change my behavior and go out to tell others what I now know! Creepedoutcatplz, we must make your work renowned! We must flabbergasted the world with your teachings and promulgate your wisdom in the hearts and minds of our men, women, and children! Quickly my fine fellow, WE MUST MAKE POSTHASTE IF WE ARE TO TRULY SPREAD THE LOVE, WORD, AND TEACHINGS OF THE CUCUMBEEEERRRRRRR!!!! *Deep breathing* … I'm only making folly of course, my diatribe is in no way intended to incite any vicissitudes in your behavior. Otherwise, I hope you have a splendorous day, and that you are in a far more better mental condition than I am indubitably in right now... (honestly, "Cucumber", the nerve...)